C O O T I E S
They came from way far out
In outer space
And with her help
They may destroy the human race
She's got cooties!
...Cooties
They've found a place to nest
She's got cooties
...Cooties
If i were her i'd be depressed
Long tailed, sharp nailed
Fuzzy legs, laying eggs
"Eww, get 'em away from me,
get 'em away from me ... ewww!!"
In science class
She's like a walking show-and-tell
Her pet skunk ran away
'Cause it couldn't take the smell
She's got cooties
...Cooties
Nobody want to sit by her
She's got cooties
...Cooties
She don't need a coat
'Cause she's got fur!
Circle, circle,
Dot, dot, dot
Hurry, get your cootie shot!
"Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out!"
She's got cooties
...Cooties
She's just as friendly as can be
She's got cooties
...Cooties
She shows them cootie hospitality
She's got cooties
...Cooties
She's like a living "twilight zone"
She's got cooties
...Cooties
Quick, get rod serling on the phone!
Black, white, red, green
Every color in between
Dresses like a circus clown
Somebody oughta hose her down
Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too!
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