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Welcome to "Swedish Murder Machine", fanlisting for the Venture Brothers character Brock Samson!

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S T A T S

Last Updated: June 13th, 2009
Last Added: No members have submitted updates or requested to join since June 12th.
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A B O U T

General: Though not related to the Ventures per se, Brock Samson is the bodyguard of the Venture family and an agent with the Office of Secret Intelligence. As a "Super Secret Agent," he has a Level Eight (8), Class A license to kill and an amazing zeal to use it. Though Brock usually has a sedate and casual attitude, his temper can cause him to snap into psychotic violence at the slightest provocation. Brock adamantly refuses to use firearms, instead preferring his saw-toothed Bowie knife and his fists. He has also once used his signature Dodge Charger to slaughter dozens of the Monarch's henchmen. The Monarch once referred to him as Dr. Venture's "Swedish Murder Machine."

Stats/Personal: When angry, Brock is nearly unkillable. He can survive a live burial and the vacuum of outer space with little discernable effect. He also has a superhuman sexual appetite, with conquests ranging from beauty queens to sleazy strippers and prostitutes, and apparently made 'special friends' with the Queen of the Ant People, in Dean's words. His true love, however, is his nemesis, Molotov Cocktease - a Russian agent with whom he has a mutually sadomasochistic relationship. He is extremely loyal to the Ventures. He seems to serve as a bit of a mentor and surrogate father for the boys, with whom he shares an avuncular relationship.

Backstory: He has one brother and was raised by a single mother. Brock was Doctor Venture's college roommate and it was during a practice session for his college team that he accidentally killed a deaf player, and that and his resulting drunken rampage forced him to forfit his scholarship - it's something Brock's never gotten over, and apparently one of his greatest regrets in life is that he never recieved forgiveness from the man he killed. Directly after his scholarship was cut, Brock began training for the OSI, where his killer instinct was brought to the fore by his mentor and "second father", Hunter Gathers. Years later, Brock was sent on a mission to kill Gathers, who had apparently gone mad. He discovered that the man had instead submitted to a sex change to get out of the organization. Brock was ultimately assigned to the Venture family after participating in a failed mission launched by Gathers to infiltrate the class of Professor Fantomos at State University, which Gathers believed was being used by Fantomos as a recruiting device for the Guilt. Versus guarding the family, he was instructed to keep watch over The Orb, a mysterious artifact - and he was instructed to kill Dr. Venture should he ever try to use it.-wikipedia.com, site owner's own words.

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